《三字经》翻成英文竟成了性指南

帝国辉煌 · 发表于 2009-1-10 00:40

人之初：At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)
性本善：Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)
性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜
好而为之)
苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)
性乃迁：Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)
教之道：The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重
要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)
择邻处：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳
性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)
子不学：If you don't study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的鸡鸡就从此报废掉)
(机=鸡...HaHaHa...)
窦燕山：Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)
有义方：owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)
教五子：All his five son took it.(白话文:生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)
名俱扬：and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中:而他五个小孩的性
能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)
养不教：If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道
如何做好性行为....)
父之过：It is all your fault..(英翻中:这所有罪过都是你造成的)
教不严：If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是
有问题....)
师之惰：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(英翻中:
那他的老师一定教很懒散,没有教的很彻底)
子不学：You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)
非所宜：but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)
幼不学：If you donot learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)
老何为：you will lose your ability whenaged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有
的性能力)
玉不琢：If you donot exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)
不成器：It won t become hard andstrong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)
人不学：If you don t learn sex,.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)
不知义：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其
中的甜美)